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Open Question: Chuck Norris jokes! Please mark interesting/star if you liked!?

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Open Question: Should I go for a blood test for anaemia?
Hi, do you reckon I should go to the doctors for a blood test..
- I am cold all the time
- I have really pale skin
- Toenails go blue quite often
- Light headedness when I go from sitting/lying down to standing up.
- My diet lacks meat despite me not being vegetarian or vegan
- I have a heart murmur where one of the valves of my heart only opens half way
- I fainted this morning when sitting on the toilet after sweating and having blurred vision.
I’m a fifteen year old teenage girl btw.
& My menstrual cycle isn’t very heavy I’d say, I only go through about two pads a day (even though I change more often for hygiene reasons)

Sat, 01 May 2010 16:08:43 GMT
Open Question: Chuck Norris jokes! Please mark interesting/star if you liked!?
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
“Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.